Awkward..

My friend and I were talking about awkward moments during the ride to the gym.

David: Have you ever coughed and farted at the same time?
Me: Whaaat?
David: Yeah, when the pressure from coughing pushes out a fart. Have you ever done that? I've done it before, it's embarrassing man..
Me: No.. I think it's awkward when you walk into class late and everyone stares at you.
David: Yeah, but I'll tell you what's awkward.. When you're in class and when you stand up, you realize you have a woody.. That ever happen to you?
Me: Um.. No. *awkward silence*